The Difference Between Boys and Girls

Emme, what are you doing?

Playing with my dolls, mom.

Noah, what are you doing?

Um, sorry, I was hanging on this coat hook and I pulled it out of the wall.

Emme, what are you doing?

Watching Little Einstiens, mom.

Noah, what are you doing?

Noah?

Noah?

What, mom?

What are you doing?

Making ice cream, mom.

What!? How?

I put eggs, milk, and sugar in this bowl and I am getting out the mixer.

Emme, what are you doing?

Playing dress up, mom.

Noah, what are you doing?

Crash!

Noah, didn't I tell you you could not tie anything to the railing? and that you could not swing from anything tied to the railing?

And lastly....

Yes, this is baby powder. Have you ever tried to clean baby powder out of a jacuzzi?

I blame Noah, but check out his side kick!